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На англеCheering and applause as they come in.
M: Hello Julie
J: Hi Misha.
M: Thank you for coming in today
J: Thank you for inviting me.
M: Have a seat
J: Ok, thank you.
M: I like how they, uh, set this out, it’s.. you don’t actually want anyone sitting too close to them – Let’s keep the first four rows empty. [cheers] oh, thank you for leaving. [to Julie] So what do you want to talk about?
J: *very quiet comment* I don’t know.
M: Keep your mic away from your mouth, otherwise they can hear us. Um.. Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
J: No, I feel like I’m sitting next to someone who is always being watched. [audience catcalls] I was talking about him *points to random con-crew guy*
M: I don’t know, what do you guys wanna talk about?
[crowd shouts]
M: Well if you don’t have anything to say... this has been lovely, thank you for... um, does anything want to say anything to us? You, what do you have to say?
Someone: you wanted an in joke
M: ok, inside joke? Ok.
S: [says random series of words]
M: *theatrical laughter* Oh... I don’t get it.
J: I don’t get it
M: do you get it?
J: I don’t get it.
M: Thank you
S: You asked for it.
M: very inside. Only “inside” her head.
Crew: Ladies and Gentlemen can yuo please put your cameras down it’s nearing the end of the flash photography. And can we remind you that there’ll be no video- it allows the guests to speak more openly. If you are caught.. .you’ll be asked to leave... blah.
M: so let’s start the countdown. 99.. 98,
Crew: It’s your eyes
M: ok, four, two, three, one.
Crew: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 thank you very much. You can still take pictures but without the flash please.
M: all our good poses are going to happen now. But you can’t take pictures anymore.
M: Hi!
S: hi!
M: I know that woman?
S: What’s your favourite cheese?
J: Cashew.
M: We only eat vegan cheese.
Someone in crowd: *moo*
J: What was that?
M: I see a hand up in the very back. It’s a lovely hand. I don’t wanna hear what you have to say... ok, shout it out.
Someone: [something]
M: oh you’re the one who gave me that triangular brooch.
Someone: *now with mic* yeah! *wince at volume* oops.
M: who gave her a microphone?
Someone: Ok, I wanna know if you, Misha, met Dean and Sam Winchester,
M: here we go.
Someone: I know, I’m sorry I’m sorry, Would you like them and what is the one thing you’d like to say to each of them?.. if you were paying attention.
M: what was the question?
S: *repeats self*
M: it’s like a house of mirrors. What is the one thing I’d most like to.. but it can only be one thing? The one thing I’d like to say to both of them?
S: *tries to clarify*
M: This question is very confusing.
S: *clarify*
M: I would love it if you could diagram this so that I can get my head around it
S: If you’d like, I could arrange that later I could
[crowd]
M: are you inviting me back to your room? Do you have a stall here, or...?
S: I have a house, in London.
M: A house? Oh she’s /wealthy/. Nice. Not a /flat/. Umm.. No I would not like.. *turns to Julie* Would you? Would you like Sam or Dean? First of all.. you don’t? like Jared or Jensen.
J: I’d probably like Sam more than Dean. Because Dean seems like a player.
M: yeah, and Sam is more.. toned. So yeah, I would probably ask Dean to... to tone up, I’d phrase that as a question, in order to..
J: would you please tone up?
M: “would you please tone up” with the rising intonation at the end.. question mark.. and then Sam.. I don’t know.. obviously, ‘how did you get so tall’
J: why...
M: *Batman voice* WHY. *normal voice* I’d ask him why. Oh, more hands. And now they’re just showing off their forearms, reaching higher as if that’s why I’m going to pick them.
J: I’ve got one right there, with the hat.
Someone at the back: *ridiculously deep voice* I have a question for Julie...
M: That sounds like a heckler.
J: That doesn’t sound like the girl with the hat!
Someone at the back who is ACTUALLY JASON MOMOA off SG:A: Julie, when you were in the backseat of the impala..
J: hey Jason
Jason: what was your favourite part about Jensen? And was it your first sex scene?
[crowd catcalls]
Julie: No, it was not my first sex scene.. uh...
M: I’m not talking here. I’d actually [enraptured?] as well; I want all the details.
Julie: *puts on fangirly voice* his /chest/
Jason: I like his chest
Julie: arms.. eyebrows...
M: Every part
J: ..um... where /are/ you??
M: on the floor, under the chairs...is a /troll/.. There’s somebody I want to ask a question from, is that ok.. with you..about asking? Well, if I ask him to ask a question.
J: Sure
M: the very, very tall man over here by the door. *gestures to MINI-CAS who was on the shoulders of his mum*
Mini-Cas: *shouts out*
M: he wanted to know what made me want to play the role of Castiel in Supernatural. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Um.. do you want me to be completely honest with you? I wanted to play the role because I had an inkling, an idea in my head that if I did, that I would some day, one day in the future, get to see *you* dressed up as Castiel. [crowd cheers] and that is why.... Did you know this guy won an award today! How many of you can say that about yourselves? Yeah. There’s a role model right there. So um yeah the hope that I would one day meet you [crowd goes aaaaaaww] I hope that answers your question.
J: she never got to ask her question. The girl with the hat,
M: she’s up front, we could do that all night.
Girl: is there any truth to the rumours about Zac Efron taking over as Castiel
J: /definitely/. Where is this rumour coming from? [girl says something about the internet] Oh.. that kind of rumour.
M: that sounds like a reliable rumour. Um. [crowd ask for the question] What was the question? The question is, is there any truth... would you like to ask? You seem to like asking, or trying to ask questions. Is there any truth to the rumour that Zac Efron is going to play Castiel. Yeah, it’s completely possible. Um. I’ll be honest with you, the reason it’s happening is that I’ve become too much of a primadonna, that they just can’t really deal. I’m very picky now.. I have to have fresh flowers in my trailer every morning, and I can tell if they’re /not/ fresh, so I’ve just become too...
Julie: he’s always on his cellphone when we’re about to shoot.
M: always on my cellphone when we’re about to shoot. Even while shooting.
J: I’ll be saying lines and he’ll be on his cell.
M: yeah, so. It’s just become very cumbersome and expensive to employ me. So they wanted to find a less expensive alternative .... and Zac Efron, his name came up. That is why that happened, and it is true, 100%.
Someone: What’s the most fun experience you’ve had while at Supernatural?
M: she wanted to know if we’ve had any positive experiences.
J: all my experiences on Supernatural were positive.
M: you can tell the truth.
J: no really.
Someone: How about you Misha, what’s your favourite experience at Supernatural?
M: in..Supernatural? For some reason I can’t understand you British people.
Someone: what’s your favourite – experience while /being/ on the set – of Supernatural?
M: What’s my favourite thing about being on set? Ah, they have fresh pineapple almost all the time, so that’s probably the number one best thing about it. And... um.. other than that.. um..
J: you have a /chair/. With your name on it.
M: oh I have a chair with my name on it. And I get to make out with Julie any time I want.
J: I get paid extra for that though. I don’t give that away for free.
M: You don’t? they never even told that to me.
J: it’s in the very expensive contract.
M: It cheapens it a little for me, actually. So, um, pineapple and Julie’s.
Someone: My question is for Misha. When supernatural first started (M:hi.) Hi, again. When Supernatural first started the country was divided between Jensen and Jared. You were either Dean fan or a Sam fan, but now you’re a hit on the show and probably more popular then the two of them together.. [crowd applause] how do you feel?
M: Well I mean I think that from the moment I walked on the set I knew that was gonna happen. I mean you meet these guys and they’ve got no charisma...so I was braced for it from the beginning. I am sure that there’d be a lot of people who would uh.. take it to task the assertion that I’m more.. popular than I .. but I’ll take it! I agree, to that assessment. Um... That’s nice, nice, all these people out here that look seem to be interested in what you’re saying, which I’ve never had previously in my life.. so that’s nice. I’ve obviously never, growing up in the home... My mother’s here. Where is she? I’m not going to point her out, because then.. oh, she’s pointing herself out. *batman voice* very discrete mother! We talked about this. [end batman voice] She’s the one that’s filming this up front. Hi. I’m just kidding, childhood was amazing, no problems. Um... I forgot you were here until just now!
Someone: hi, my question is for Misha. It’s a well known fact that you despise most things that are British and consequently wish to destabilise the monarchy.. my question would be, if the queen did actually give you power of England then..
Misha: Not if, /when/. [crowd cheers] You gotta think positive.
Someone: what would you change and what would you keep the same?
M: well, keep the same, probably not a lot of stuff. Um.. But I would.. this is like wow, [to Julie] what do you think? Where do you start?
J: They have healthcare.
M: They have healthcare here? Get rid of that! Um yeah we’d probably want to set up a more US style of medical system where only the most elite get care. [crowd noises] what? Did someone boo or hiss? /Escort/ them out! And.. also the.. uh.. the double-decker bus tours? I would probably spice up the commentary a little bit. I fell asleep yesterday.. on the boat. That was a snoozer, so I’d change that. Aaand um. The money, is too big. It’s too tall, it doesn’t fit your wallet properly. So there’s a lot. to round up [free model?]. But honestly I love you /all/. Oh, I found out today what Bangers and Mash is! Pretty much everyone in line came up and said they did not like bangers and mash. [crowd disagree] The gravy is what makes it, I agree. So, what else? Ok, that’s it! Thank you. You..’ve had your hand up for some time and you look quite tired.
Someone: I’d just like to ask how each of you see the Castiel/Anna relationship and what happened before between them?
M: oh /yeah/. *turns to Julie* Have you, do you sit in your room and sort of figure out...
J: I do. It’s all I do in my trailer. I write like little essays...
M: ‘what we used to do’.. ‘on the cloud’.
J: Cloud nine..
M: ‘cloud nine’ as it were..I do, I’d like to think that there’s a certain charged... atmosphere between us, back in the day. There’s also been some question as to whether angels have genitals on the show
Someone else: do you want me to check?
M: great idea. Thank you for volunteering.
J: she’s brave.
M: She is. Um.. that’d be quite a shocker, huh? There /is/ nothing, /my god/, now we see why you were cast.
J: any more questions?
Young guy: I have a question for Misha. If in real life..
M: you have a very deep voice. You should go and do voiceover.
S: Would you rather be a demon than an angel?
M: would I rather be a demon than an angel? Um.. on the show or in real life? In real life, uh probably um.. I don’t know - they both have their good qualities. I think that it’s kinda nice, it was good to be an angel on Supernatural because we got to stand out a little bit, y’annow, demons were dime a dozen. Now there’s been so many angels on the show it’s kinda watered down too. The only way to stand out on Supernatural these days is to be a human. There don’t seem to be that many of them anymore! So but yeah it’d be fun to be.. i think angel’s better.
J: I agree.
M: because we keep on discovering new powers we never knew we had. There’s always something new.. yes, I can read minds. I did not previously know that. I’m reading your mind right now. /weird/. For a child. But thank you, good question.
Someone: hi, this one’s for Julie. We’re finding out the angels are a lot like a really dysfunctional family. We know how Castiel feels about most of the other angels, but we never see much about what Anna feels. Do you reckon Anna misses them like brothers or sisters or do you think that she’s happy she left them?
M: did you understand a word of that?
J: I think [something]
M: Can I get a translator up here? I’m just kidding.
Someone: I’m sorry, I’m from Up North.
J: no no no I get it. I think she probably misses the camaraderie of not being rogue. And she keeps trying to make friends with this one *gestures to Misha* and it never works out. Our timing’s just really off. I saved your life, though. At least once last weekend. You would have died. No longer existed. And you throw me to jail, so to speak. Um. Yeah I think she does miss the camaraderie but she always tries to do what is the right, the absolute right thing to do and sometimes that means stepping away from the group, so.
M: so. I can’t believe... the funny thing is once you started talking I couldn’t ... i’m starting to isolate what the problem is.. *points to self*.
Someone: Hi, just like to say to Julie I love your character... but this is a question for misha, not actually Supernatural related.
M: oh we’re not doing any of those.
Someone: it’s to do when you were an intern in the White House. When you were finished at the White House, what made you not... I mean, why did you finish it?
M: that implies that it was my decision. They actually locked me out of there. Um. Um, oh boy. I thought I was going to go up in politics, and I was going to change the world and what have you. I haven’t given up on that, I mean, I wanna do [something stuff] um, but now by violent overthrow rather than democracy. Um. But I um. The internship I started with five days a week and after a week I went up to the person who was my boss and said it turns out I can’t even make it to five days and we’re going to have to cut it down to three. I had nothing else going on but I hated it there. And then, uh, about a month later I went into the office and said ‘three days a week is not working out for me, we’re going to have to cut back on the hours’. And so my internship finished with me coming in once a week which was very unprecedented for the boss as they usually had people full time there, and I asked them for a letter of recommendation which they suggested that I write myself because frankly I don’t think that they didn’t even know my name anymore because I was there so infrequently. But I um, I just wasn’t impressed by how the process worked; I thought it was going to be all these people in this building figuring out how to the world and discussing these fascinating ideas and instead it was like a bunch of paparazzi who would try and jump out of closets, timing passing Clinton in the hall and ‘hey Bill, what’s happening?’ and um that wasn’t the right spot/time for me, so I... and then I had a crisis, I thought ‘what am I going to do with myself?’ because I had this idea of going into politics for a long time and uh I’m still working on that, obviously.
Someone: you did a great job with your acting.
M: I did a great job with my accent?
S: clarifies
M: my acting? Yes. I don’t know, what’s she’s talking about. Thank you, lovely talking to you, I will be here [something]. Hi, you’re doing a kinda weird thing with your fingers but that’s cool.
Someone: I just want to say thank you for coming here and I have a question for both of you, are there any Supernatural characters that have really interested you that you wish you could have had the chance to play other than the ones you did?
Julie: I think that, if could have I been any other Supernatural character it’d be Young Mary. I like her.
M: that is so weird, same for me. We never even talked about that too, it’s uncanny. Wow, we’re really on the same page, that’s awesome. Yeah, Young!Mary is the big one to play. Yes.
S: Um, on IMDB...
M: I’m gonna translate this *puts on falsetto* On IMDB, there’s something called ‘Stonehenge Apocalypse’ [end falsetto] which is credited to me, um.
J: you didn’t do the accent.
M: I didn’t do the accent, my bad. There’s a movie that I was in, we shot this last summer that was called /Stonehenge/ Apocalypse, which, who knows, maybe it’s not a great movie but will go down in history as having one of the worst titles of all time.
S: I like it!
M: you do? So, that’s one person. The audience of one. Ratings are going to be through the roof with you tuning in. And yeah, it’s gonna be pretty/great... I mean obviously you can tell from the title that it’s going to be a phenomenal film. Transformers? Yeah, there’s some sort of transforming.. terraforming.. I don’t know if you’re familiar with the term but I play a scientist – it’s one of those awesome movies where it’s like ‘he’s a scientist’ when actually they use that term to describe a number of the characters but we don’t ever get any of the boring details about what kind of science. /Scientist/. So I’m a scientist. Which is great, absolutely great.
S: Julie and Misha, I was wondering if you could tell us anything about the upcoming episode where Anna returns, if there are any fight scenes involving your characters?
J: I’m not going to say anything that’ll unlock the story.
M: let’s tell them everything.
J: at page one..
M: what is page one? I just don’t wanna [[ (completely unclear audio, sorry) have to speak about earlier and forgot.. ]]
J: we shot a scene together like two weeks ago.
M: I know. That’s what `something`
J: Um, Fight scenes? /yes/.
M: Do Anna and I kick some serious ass? // ((this overlaps with something J says which I can’t get))
J: /yes/. Do I have hand to hand combat? Yes.
M: she kicks some serious ass in the end though. And I have to say I get two painting spells. Not too shabby.
J: I think I get two actually!
M: you get two painting spells as well?
J: yep, some blood trickles out of my nose...
M: do you have the the one nostril thing..
J: they actually stuck this, basically, I don’t know if they did this to you, and my nose is really small, so `something`. So they put this, uh, like stuff like foam up my nose up one nostril and in the other side they left this thinner foam that they squeezed blood into so that when I breathed out of my nose eventually the blood would dribble out. But of course they’d be like ‘now, action’ and I’d be like *breathes heavily* for like eight seconds of breathing out of my nose and eventually it would trickle out. But it was a very weird feeling, and I swear you’ll notice it because I think my nose was like two bulges, I looked like a bull or something.
M: and there’s the eight seconds of you going *heavy breathing*. Maybe they’re going to edit around it
American Someone: So um, it’s Saturday so happy belated Thanksgiving if you celebrate it.
M: very late, yes. And we do celebrate it. It’s not a very big holiday over here, is it, no.
S: I miss turkey! So what is your favourite Thanksgiving food – and you can’t say recently slaughtered pony.
M: *gestures to J* she didn’t know about that! And now she’s not going to come to my trailer anymore. Favourite thanksgiving food? Is that our question? Good question/
J: I would probably say, sweet potatoes.
M: *batman/porn voice* yeah
J: I’m loving the sweet potatoes
M: *voice* yeah. *end voice* Young Mary is mine. Um.. do you have a Thanksgiving... .like a.. you don’t celebrate America’s formation..I guess it’s a sombre time for the British: you lost a whole... fucking continent! Um.. I’m sorry, by the way, `unintelligible` So um, yeah, I mean, you don’t have a harvest festival or anything like that?
Someone: Summer Solstice!
M: What?!?
S: Summer Solstice.
M: summer Solstice, that’s nice. Some kind of a Wiccan... thing where everyone gathers around the.. Stonehenge? Yeah. That’s too bad, it’s actually one of the great, one of the many great things about being American, because every year we get Cranberry sauce... and yams, which is great. You do that at Christmas? That’s all screwed up. Uuugh that’d throw me off. I’m glad that that’s not ours.
S: hi, Misha, My question is for you. I’ve heard from some sources that you read Dean/Castiel, [[Crowd groans/laughs]]
M: once, per convention, the obligatory slash fic question. Um... *turns to Julie* you know about this?
J: No, do explain..
M: Apparently, hold on, I’ve gotta explain this... So apparently there’s this thing, this phenomenon where I guess /all/ of these people write /fan fiction/ which is...
J: I started to read one of those,
M: Slash fic?
J: but I didn’t see the slash. There was one, yep,
M: do you write this stuff yourself?
J: actually, I do. I submit 20 a day. All over the net.
M: Ok, I’ll look for your handle. What’s your name or whatever..
J: I wouldn’t want to give it away.
M: what was the one that you read?
J: I stopped reading it when it got to the point..where....... It was Anna, Cas and Dean at the dinner table.. and.. it said something about a hand reaching over...
M: who’s hand?
J: I don’t know and I don’t care, I stopped.
M: it’s funny, some people’s reliable sources are very unreliable. Somehow along the line I developed a reputation for being an avid slash fan, so everyone thinks that I, that I’m the biggest, number one fan out there. I started also reading /one/ slash fic story, and I stopped at a similar thing when it was, I think it was Cas’s choking on someone’s cock, or whatever, anyway, and uh...
Julie: `something`
M: and it’s a big thing and every time someone mentions it at a convention, as someone always does, half the audience goes ‘uuuuuuuugh, don’t do it!’ because it’s like this dirty thing that people don’t like, it’s like dirty laundry getting aired or whatever.
Someone: oh, so my question is...
M: oh that wasn’t your question?! Oh you may have /lost/ your question privileges!
S: I was wondering if you actually have a prompt for a fic
M: a what? I don’t know what that is
S: like a plot/storyline because if you do I get £10.
M: oh, so do I have an idea for a story you could write?
S: oh well not me...
M: because you’re obviously not interested in that sort of thing.. and you have never read it yourself..
S: oh of /course/ not!
M: but you are looking for ideas.
M: yes, very discrete. Way to not call yourself out.
J: it was ‘for a friend’.
M: right, right. Yes, ‘friend’. Your ‘friend’ wanted you to ask... that’s cool. So.. yeah, yes I do. Would it be a slash fic..pairing? is what you people call it, right?
J: shipping, right?
M: is what?
J: I learnt that word.
M: what is shipping?
Someone: it’s like when you like a particular group, and you ship that group..
M: oh, like UPS. Or FedEx.
J: together, at the same time.
M: I’m not an idiot. Ok, so anyway, Bobby....slash Impala. And I want /tailpipe action/.... now I actually do have... an image... aaaargh. Hold on, hold on I’m working through it, ok, go.
MostlyInaudibleSomeone: hey...
M: We’re supposed to `something`. Just shout it out, these people have no idea what you’re saying.
MostlyInaudibleSomeone: Are you aware of the Roleplay that’s on Twitter? There’s Castiel, Dean, Sam...
M: and they do what?
MIS: They don’t... they don’t do sex
M: they don’t do sex. So there’s Roleplaying on Twitter itself? That shocks me! Because Twitter was always seemed like such a wholesome... um.. that is shameful. That is just disgusting. I’m sorry.
MIS: `something about following their names`
M: So I should look for these? I have no idea how I would even begin to find them, honestly on Twitter, the only thing I know how to do is to type something in and click send. I don’t know how to find people, to follow people.. I don’t wanna know, I’m not going to look. I’m not going to look. I don’t wanna know about that! That ruins Twitter for me. For me Twitter is just a platform for world domination, and I don’t want to `something` around other peoples’ storylines or I’ll get discouraged. No I’m just kidding, I get around a lot, I `something`.
Someone: I have a random question for you both, what’s the most unusual thing that you’ve put in your mouth?
M: I think we can both say, Young Mary. Um...What do you do with that one? Where do you go? Um.. I have a small answer, if that’s alright with you.
J: ok. Pineapple?
M: No, Pineapple is oddly pushing the envelope but not quite there. As a child for some reason, I liked to get attention from other children by putting weird things in my mouth. I found a [gardner] snake, in the grass, and I put that in my mouth..... mom... you know this does bring this back to you, at some point in my childhood I remember distinctly you saying, it’s good to have this platform where we can talk, um, that it is good for you to eat a little dirt to build up your immune system. Right? You agree. So, I remember sitting on the front steps of our house in [Beaurigar?] eating dirt, force feeding myself to eat dirt, in fairly large quantities, thinking, ‘oh this is terrible, but it’ll make me stronger’. So other people would be grossed out by the prospect of having a snake in your mouth, I’m thinking ‘it’s for my health’. And, uh, so yes. So the snake was one, and there was one at `name of place`: we went on a walk with the natural.. in the woods, we found a bat in a tree.. a very sick bat.. a very small little bat,
J: you didn’t put that in your mouth?
M: which I thought I’d impress the other children by licking... it was very feeble, it wasn’t flying away.. it probably had rabies.. um.. but the funny thing was, the other kids didn’t seem to be that impressed.. anyway, so, I guess ‘a sick bat’.
J: sorry, I never put any strange things in my mouth.
M: probably.. you probably had friends as a child.
J: I did. I didn’t eat dirt either.
M: correct moral issue
J: but my mother didn’t tell me to... so... I’m sure I would have.
M: she’s rolling her eyes now, ‘you were a foolish child...I told you it wouldn’t hurt you if there was a little dirt, didn’t tell you to /eat/ the dirt’
J: yes, in the back? With the grey sweatshirt?
[[transcript note: this is referring to me, but I didn’t have a mic, so I was confused and then someone asked a question over me *sadface* That said, SNM’s question was a good question, so.]]
M: *referring to someone behind me* alright, she has a microphone.
someoneNotMe: Sorry!
M: *referring to me* She looks very sad. I’ve got a microphone and I’m not even going to get a question. What am I going to do to get a question?
SNM: My question is, if you could write an episode, what kind of monsters would you put in it and why?
J: I would probably put... um..
M: Young Mary?
J: I’d probably drag Young Mary back.. um... something along the same lines as like the hellhounds where you don’t see them, which is why they’re scary.
[[Meanwhile, Misha is looking through Julie’s bag]]
M: sorry.
J: but I don’t know what kind of monster that’d be. But I like the idea, um.. similar to paranormal activity that’s at the theatre, I think it’s out right now, where you can’t see the evil. But it’s there and it’s terrorising. That scares me.
M: I haven’t seen Paranormal Activity, I don’t watch scary movies
J: you should, it’s really good.
M: I don’t know, for my monsters probably the members of the Bush administration.. and we’d hunt them all down...
J: actually I once saw this musical in New York, and it was all the Bush administration and Dick Cheney played the Devil, and they were all part of the Devil’s gang, and they, you know, found Bush all drunk and high on coke and they took and they put him...
M: this is a documentary?
J: yes actually, it was a musical documentary, on stage. Thank you
M: that was a good question.
Crew: Ok guys, I’m sorry, this is the last question. `crowd go ooooooooh`
M: what about if we don’t let her ask it, then it goes on forever. Or we can drag it out and make it a forty-five minute question. We promise not to cut you off.
LastQuestion: do either of you have tattoos and if not, what would you get?
M: we’re getting a lot of those annoying ‘if you could ever imagine..’... that’s a shitty question. Um. Ask another question. [to Julie] Do you have any tattoos?
J: No, I’ve never actually wanted one.
M: neither have I. Have another question.
LQ: um, so...
M: it’s gotta be /way/ better than the last one. This is the /last question/ that’s a lot of responsibility.
LQ: Do you think Castiel and Anna are ever going to get it on, and if they haven’t, would you like them to?
M: [letch voice] yeeeeeeeeeah. [end letch] I think we can very well know how this’ll turn out: I’ll say ‘yes’ and she’ll say ‘no’.
J: we don’t even really know, like you said, if it’s possible for angels... I mean.. I don’t know.
M: Ok, Can I, I’m going to come clean and say I have used it as subtext that we have got it on. I’m just throwing that out there. She has not.. used that for herself, which makes this awkward, very awkward right now.
J: actually, um, the other day..
M: [letch] yeeeah [end letch voice], here it comes..
J: there’s this one line that he says to me and every time he said it I kept thinking in my head, ‘are you breaking up with me?’ ‘are you breaking up WITH ME?’
M: it kinda felt like that, didn’t it?
J: it really did.
M: I wanted to kinda imply that..it `something` there was there was talk and it was romantic and there was passionate angels, genitals or no genitals,
J: I think angels experience it differently to human sex, they just stare at each other.
M: lot of eye fucking.
J: they just look intensely, like
M: I mean they have no genitals, what are you gonna do?
J: And Misha as Cas, he always kinda turns /into/ the look like *does Cas headtilt thing and stares at M* and he’s `something` and his eyebrows are all..
M: `something`
J: and maybe Anna just really digs that.
M: yeah,
J: so..um.
M: thank you that was a /waaaaay/ better question. Thank you. `crowd applause`
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M: Hello Julie
J: Hi Misha.
M: Thank you for coming in today
J: Thank you for inviting me.
M: Have a seat
J: Ok, thank you.
M: I like how they, uh, set this out, it’s.. you don’t actually want anyone sitting too close to them – Let’s keep the first four rows empty. [cheers] oh, thank you for leaving. [to Julie] So what do you want to talk about?
J: *very quiet comment* I don’t know.
M: Keep your mic away from your mouth, otherwise they can hear us. Um.. Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
J: No, I feel like I’m sitting next to someone who is always being watched. [audience catcalls] I was talking about him *points to random con-crew guy*
M: I don’t know, what do you guys wanna talk about?
[crowd shouts]
M: Well if you don’t have anything to say... this has been lovely, thank you for... um, does anything want to say anything to us? You, what do you have to say?
Someone: you wanted an in joke
M: ok, inside joke? Ok.
S: [says random series of words]
M: *theatrical laughter* Oh... I don’t get it.
J: I don’t get it
M: do you get it?
J: I don’t get it.
M: Thank you
S: You asked for it.
M: very inside. Only “inside” her head.
Crew: Ladies and Gentlemen can yuo please put your cameras down it’s nearing the end of the flash photography. And can we remind you that there’ll be no video- it allows the guests to speak more openly. If you are caught.. .you’ll be asked to leave... blah.
M: so let’s start the countdown. 99.. 98,
Crew: It’s your eyes
M: ok, four, two, three, one.
Crew: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 thank you very much. You can still take pictures but without the flash please.
M: all our good poses are going to happen now. But you can’t take pictures anymore.
M: Hi!
S: hi!
M: I know that woman?
S: What’s your favourite cheese?
J: Cashew.
M: We only eat vegan cheese.
Someone in crowd: *moo*
J: What was that?
M: I see a hand up in the very back. It’s a lovely hand. I don’t wanna hear what you have to say... ok, shout it out.
Someone: [something]
M: oh you’re the one who gave me that triangular brooch.
Someone: *now with mic* yeah! *wince at volume* oops.
M: who gave her a microphone?
Someone: Ok, I wanna know if you, Misha, met Dean and Sam Winchester,
M: here we go.
Someone: I know, I’m sorry I’m sorry, Would you like them and what is the one thing you’d like to say to each of them?.. if you were paying attention.
M: what was the question?
S: *repeats self*
M: it’s like a house of mirrors. What is the one thing I’d most like to.. but it can only be one thing? The one thing I’d like to say to both of them?
S: *tries to clarify*
M: This question is very confusing.
S: *clarify*
M: I would love it if you could diagram this so that I can get my head around it
S: If you’d like, I could arrange that later I could
[crowd]
M: are you inviting me back to your room? Do you have a stall here, or...?
S: I have a house, in London.
M: A house? Oh she’s /wealthy/. Nice. Not a /flat/. Umm.. No I would not like.. *turns to Julie* Would you? Would you like Sam or Dean? First of all.. you don’t? like Jared or Jensen.
J: I’d probably like Sam more than Dean. Because Dean seems like a player.
M: yeah, and Sam is more.. toned. So yeah, I would probably ask Dean to... to tone up, I’d phrase that as a question, in order to..
J: would you please tone up?
M: “would you please tone up” with the rising intonation at the end.. question mark.. and then Sam.. I don’t know.. obviously, ‘how did you get so tall’
J: why...
M: *Batman voice* WHY. *normal voice* I’d ask him why. Oh, more hands. And now they’re just showing off their forearms, reaching higher as if that’s why I’m going to pick them.
J: I’ve got one right there, with the hat.
Someone at the back: *ridiculously deep voice* I have a question for Julie...
M: That sounds like a heckler.
J: That doesn’t sound like the girl with the hat!
Someone at the back who is ACTUALLY JASON MOMOA off SG:A: Julie, when you were in the backseat of the impala..
J: hey Jason
Jason: what was your favourite part about Jensen? And was it your first sex scene?
[crowd catcalls]
Julie: No, it was not my first sex scene.. uh...
M: I’m not talking here. I’d actually [enraptured?] as well; I want all the details.
Julie: *puts on fangirly voice* his /chest/
Jason: I like his chest
Julie: arms.. eyebrows...
M: Every part
J: ..um... where /are/ you??
M: on the floor, under the chairs...is a /troll/.. There’s somebody I want to ask a question from, is that ok.. with you..about asking? Well, if I ask him to ask a question.
J: Sure
M: the very, very tall man over here by the door. *gestures to MINI-CAS who was on the shoulders of his mum*
Mini-Cas: *shouts out*
M: he wanted to know what made me want to play the role of Castiel in Supernatural. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Um.. do you want me to be completely honest with you? I wanted to play the role because I had an inkling, an idea in my head that if I did, that I would some day, one day in the future, get to see *you* dressed up as Castiel. [crowd cheers] and that is why.... Did you know this guy won an award today! How many of you can say that about yourselves? Yeah. There’s a role model right there. So um yeah the hope that I would one day meet you [crowd goes aaaaaaww] I hope that answers your question.
J: she never got to ask her question. The girl with the hat,
M: she’s up front, we could do that all night.
Girl: is there any truth to the rumours about Zac Efron taking over as Castiel
J: /definitely/. Where is this rumour coming from? [girl says something about the internet] Oh.. that kind of rumour.
M: that sounds like a reliable rumour. Um. [crowd ask for the question] What was the question? The question is, is there any truth... would you like to ask? You seem to like asking, or trying to ask questions. Is there any truth to the rumour that Zac Efron is going to play Castiel. Yeah, it’s completely possible. Um. I’ll be honest with you, the reason it’s happening is that I’ve become too much of a primadonna, that they just can’t really deal. I’m very picky now.. I have to have fresh flowers in my trailer every morning, and I can tell if they’re /not/ fresh, so I’ve just become too...
Julie: he’s always on his cellphone when we’re about to shoot.
M: always on my cellphone when we’re about to shoot. Even while shooting.
J: I’ll be saying lines and he’ll be on his cell.
M: yeah, so. It’s just become very cumbersome and expensive to employ me. So they wanted to find a less expensive alternative .... and Zac Efron, his name came up. That is why that happened, and it is true, 100%.
Someone: What’s the most fun experience you’ve had while at Supernatural?
M: she wanted to know if we’ve had any positive experiences.
J: all my experiences on Supernatural were positive.
M: you can tell the truth.
J: no really.
Someone: How about you Misha, what’s your favourite experience at Supernatural?
M: in..Supernatural? For some reason I can’t understand you British people.
Someone: what’s your favourite – experience while /being/ on the set – of Supernatural?
M: What’s my favourite thing about being on set? Ah, they have fresh pineapple almost all the time, so that’s probably the number one best thing about it. And... um.. other than that.. um..
J: you have a /chair/. With your name on it.
M: oh I have a chair with my name on it. And I get to make out with Julie any time I want.
J: I get paid extra for that though. I don’t give that away for free.
M: You don’t? they never even told that to me.
J: it’s in the very expensive contract.
M: It cheapens it a little for me, actually. So, um, pineapple and Julie’s.
Someone: My question is for Misha. When supernatural first started (M:hi.) Hi, again. When Supernatural first started the country was divided between Jensen and Jared. You were either Dean fan or a Sam fan, but now you’re a hit on the show and probably more popular then the two of them together.. [crowd applause] how do you feel?
M: Well I mean I think that from the moment I walked on the set I knew that was gonna happen. I mean you meet these guys and they’ve got no charisma...so I was braced for it from the beginning. I am sure that there’d be a lot of people who would uh.. take it to task the assertion that I’m more.. popular than I .. but I’ll take it! I agree, to that assessment. Um... That’s nice, nice, all these people out here that look seem to be interested in what you’re saying, which I’ve never had previously in my life.. so that’s nice. I’ve obviously never, growing up in the home... My mother’s here. Where is she? I’m not going to point her out, because then.. oh, she’s pointing herself out. *batman voice* very discrete mother! We talked about this. [end batman voice] She’s the one that’s filming this up front. Hi. I’m just kidding, childhood was amazing, no problems. Um... I forgot you were here until just now!
Someone: hi, my question is for Misha. It’s a well known fact that you despise most things that are British and consequently wish to destabilise the monarchy.. my question would be, if the queen did actually give you power of England then..
Misha: Not if, /when/. [crowd cheers] You gotta think positive.
Someone: what would you change and what would you keep the same?
M: well, keep the same, probably not a lot of stuff. Um.. But I would.. this is like wow, [to Julie] what do you think? Where do you start?
J: They have healthcare.
M: They have healthcare here? Get rid of that! Um yeah we’d probably want to set up a more US style of medical system where only the most elite get care. [crowd noises] what? Did someone boo or hiss? /Escort/ them out! And.. also the.. uh.. the double-decker bus tours? I would probably spice up the commentary a little bit. I fell asleep yesterday.. on the boat. That was a snoozer, so I’d change that. Aaand um. The money, is too big. It’s too tall, it doesn’t fit your wallet properly. So there’s a lot. to round up [free model?]. But honestly I love you /all/. Oh, I found out today what Bangers and Mash is! Pretty much everyone in line came up and said they did not like bangers and mash. [crowd disagree] The gravy is what makes it, I agree. So, what else? Ok, that’s it! Thank you. You..’ve had your hand up for some time and you look quite tired.
Someone: I’d just like to ask how each of you see the Castiel/Anna relationship and what happened before between them?
M: oh /yeah/. *turns to Julie* Have you, do you sit in your room and sort of figure out...
J: I do. It’s all I do in my trailer. I write like little essays...
M: ‘what we used to do’.. ‘on the cloud’.
J: Cloud nine..
M: ‘cloud nine’ as it were..I do, I’d like to think that there’s a certain charged... atmosphere between us, back in the day. There’s also been some question as to whether angels have genitals on the show
Someone else: do you want me to check?
M: great idea. Thank you for volunteering.
J: she’s brave.
M: She is. Um.. that’d be quite a shocker, huh? There /is/ nothing, /my god/, now we see why you were cast.
J: any more questions?
Young guy: I have a question for Misha. If in real life..
M: you have a very deep voice. You should go and do voiceover.
S: Would you rather be a demon than an angel?
M: would I rather be a demon than an angel? Um.. on the show or in real life? In real life, uh probably um.. I don’t know - they both have their good qualities. I think that it’s kinda nice, it was good to be an angel on Supernatural because we got to stand out a little bit, y’annow, demons were dime a dozen. Now there’s been so many angels on the show it’s kinda watered down too. The only way to stand out on Supernatural these days is to be a human. There don’t seem to be that many of them anymore! So but yeah it’d be fun to be.. i think angel’s better.
J: I agree.
M: because we keep on discovering new powers we never knew we had. There’s always something new.. yes, I can read minds. I did not previously know that. I’m reading your mind right now. /weird/. For a child. But thank you, good question.
Someone: hi, this one’s for Julie. We’re finding out the angels are a lot like a really dysfunctional family. We know how Castiel feels about most of the other angels, but we never see much about what Anna feels. Do you reckon Anna misses them like brothers or sisters or do you think that she’s happy she left them?
M: did you understand a word of that?
J: I think [something]
M: Can I get a translator up here? I’m just kidding.
Someone: I’m sorry, I’m from Up North.
J: no no no I get it. I think she probably misses the camaraderie of not being rogue. And she keeps trying to make friends with this one *gestures to Misha* and it never works out. Our timing’s just really off. I saved your life, though. At least once last weekend. You would have died. No longer existed. And you throw me to jail, so to speak. Um. Yeah I think she does miss the camaraderie but she always tries to do what is the right, the absolute right thing to do and sometimes that means stepping away from the group, so.
M: so. I can’t believe... the funny thing is once you started talking I couldn’t ... i’m starting to isolate what the problem is.. *points to self*.
Someone: Hi, just like to say to Julie I love your character... but this is a question for misha, not actually Supernatural related.
M: oh we’re not doing any of those.
Someone: it’s to do when you were an intern in the White House. When you were finished at the White House, what made you not... I mean, why did you finish it?
M: that implies that it was my decision. They actually locked me out of there. Um. Um, oh boy. I thought I was going to go up in politics, and I was going to change the world and what have you. I haven’t given up on that, I mean, I wanna do [something stuff] um, but now by violent overthrow rather than democracy. Um. But I um. The internship I started with five days a week and after a week I went up to the person who was my boss and said it turns out I can’t even make it to five days and we’re going to have to cut it down to three. I had nothing else going on but I hated it there. And then, uh, about a month later I went into the office and said ‘three days a week is not working out for me, we’re going to have to cut back on the hours’. And so my internship finished with me coming in once a week which was very unprecedented for the boss as they usually had people full time there, and I asked them for a letter of recommendation which they suggested that I write myself because frankly I don’t think that they didn’t even know my name anymore because I was there so infrequently. But I um, I just wasn’t impressed by how the process worked; I thought it was going to be all these people in this building figuring out how to the world and discussing these fascinating ideas and instead it was like a bunch of paparazzi who would try and jump out of closets, timing passing Clinton in the hall and ‘hey Bill, what’s happening?’ and um that wasn’t the right spot/time for me, so I... and then I had a crisis, I thought ‘what am I going to do with myself?’ because I had this idea of going into politics for a long time and uh I’m still working on that, obviously.
Someone: you did a great job with your acting.
M: I did a great job with my accent?
S: clarifies
M: my acting? Yes. I don’t know, what’s she’s talking about. Thank you, lovely talking to you, I will be here [something]. Hi, you’re doing a kinda weird thing with your fingers but that’s cool.
Someone: I just want to say thank you for coming here and I have a question for both of you, are there any Supernatural characters that have really interested you that you wish you could have had the chance to play other than the ones you did?
Julie: I think that, if could have I been any other Supernatural character it’d be Young Mary. I like her.
M: that is so weird, same for me. We never even talked about that too, it’s uncanny. Wow, we’re really on the same page, that’s awesome. Yeah, Young!Mary is the big one to play. Yes.
S: Um, on IMDB...
M: I’m gonna translate this *puts on falsetto* On IMDB, there’s something called ‘Stonehenge Apocalypse’ [end falsetto] which is credited to me, um.
J: you didn’t do the accent.
M: I didn’t do the accent, my bad. There’s a movie that I was in, we shot this last summer that was called /Stonehenge/ Apocalypse, which, who knows, maybe it’s not a great movie but will go down in history as having one of the worst titles of all time.
S: I like it!
M: you do? So, that’s one person. The audience of one. Ratings are going to be through the roof with you tuning in. And yeah, it’s gonna be pretty/great... I mean obviously you can tell from the title that it’s going to be a phenomenal film. Transformers? Yeah, there’s some sort of transforming.. terraforming.. I don’t know if you’re familiar with the term but I play a scientist – it’s one of those awesome movies where it’s like ‘he’s a scientist’ when actually they use that term to describe a number of the characters but we don’t ever get any of the boring details about what kind of science. /Scientist/. So I’m a scientist. Which is great, absolutely great.
S: Julie and Misha, I was wondering if you could tell us anything about the upcoming episode where Anna returns, if there are any fight scenes involving your characters?
J: I’m not going to say anything that’ll unlock the story.
M: let’s tell them everything.
J: at page one..
M: what is page one? I just don’t wanna [[ (completely unclear audio, sorry) have to speak about earlier and forgot.. ]]
J: we shot a scene together like two weeks ago.
M: I know. That’s what `something`
J: Um, Fight scenes? /yes/.
M: Do Anna and I kick some serious ass? // ((this overlaps with something J says which I can’t get))
J: /yes/. Do I have hand to hand combat? Yes.
M: she kicks some serious ass in the end though. And I have to say I get two painting spells. Not too shabby.
J: I think I get two actually!
M: you get two painting spells as well?
J: yep, some blood trickles out of my nose...
M: do you have the the one nostril thing..
J: they actually stuck this, basically, I don’t know if they did this to you, and my nose is really small, so `something`. So they put this, uh, like stuff like foam up my nose up one nostril and in the other side they left this thinner foam that they squeezed blood into so that when I breathed out of my nose eventually the blood would dribble out. But of course they’d be like ‘now, action’ and I’d be like *breathes heavily* for like eight seconds of breathing out of my nose and eventually it would trickle out. But it was a very weird feeling, and I swear you’ll notice it because I think my nose was like two bulges, I looked like a bull or something.
M: and there’s the eight seconds of you going *heavy breathing*. Maybe they’re going to edit around it
American Someone: So um, it’s Saturday so happy belated Thanksgiving if you celebrate it.
M: very late, yes. And we do celebrate it. It’s not a very big holiday over here, is it, no.
S: I miss turkey! So what is your favourite Thanksgiving food – and you can’t say recently slaughtered pony.
M: *gestures to J* she didn’t know about that! And now she’s not going to come to my trailer anymore. Favourite thanksgiving food? Is that our question? Good question/
J: I would probably say, sweet potatoes.
M: *batman/porn voice* yeah
J: I’m loving the sweet potatoes
M: *voice* yeah. *end voice* Young Mary is mine. Um.. do you have a Thanksgiving... .like a.. you don’t celebrate America’s formation..I guess it’s a sombre time for the British: you lost a whole... fucking continent! Um.. I’m sorry, by the way, `unintelligible` So um, yeah, I mean, you don’t have a harvest festival or anything like that?
Someone: Summer Solstice!
M: What?!?
S: Summer Solstice.
M: summer Solstice, that’s nice. Some kind of a Wiccan... thing where everyone gathers around the.. Stonehenge? Yeah. That’s too bad, it’s actually one of the great, one of the many great things about being American, because every year we get Cranberry sauce... and yams, which is great. You do that at Christmas? That’s all screwed up. Uuugh that’d throw me off. I’m glad that that’s not ours.
S: hi, Misha, My question is for you. I’ve heard from some sources that you read Dean/Castiel, [[Crowd groans/laughs]]
M: once, per convention, the obligatory slash fic question. Um... *turns to Julie* you know about this?
J: No, do explain..
M: Apparently, hold on, I’ve gotta explain this... So apparently there’s this thing, this phenomenon where I guess /all/ of these people write /fan fiction/ which is...
J: I started to read one of those,
M: Slash fic?
J: but I didn’t see the slash. There was one, yep,
M: do you write this stuff yourself?
J: actually, I do. I submit 20 a day. All over the net.
M: Ok, I’ll look for your handle. What’s your name or whatever..
J: I wouldn’t want to give it away.
M: what was the one that you read?
J: I stopped reading it when it got to the point..where....... It was Anna, Cas and Dean at the dinner table.. and.. it said something about a hand reaching over...
M: who’s hand?
J: I don’t know and I don’t care, I stopped.
M: it’s funny, some people’s reliable sources are very unreliable. Somehow along the line I developed a reputation for being an avid slash fan, so everyone thinks that I, that I’m the biggest, number one fan out there. I started also reading /one/ slash fic story, and I stopped at a similar thing when it was, I think it was Cas’s choking on someone’s cock, or whatever, anyway, and uh...
Julie: `something`
M: and it’s a big thing and every time someone mentions it at a convention, as someone always does, half the audience goes ‘uuuuuuuugh, don’t do it!’ because it’s like this dirty thing that people don’t like, it’s like dirty laundry getting aired or whatever.
Someone: oh, so my question is...
M: oh that wasn’t your question?! Oh you may have /lost/ your question privileges!
S: I was wondering if you actually have a prompt for a fic
M: a what? I don’t know what that is
S: like a plot/storyline because if you do I get £10.
M: oh, so do I have an idea for a story you could write?
S: oh well not me...
M: because you’re obviously not interested in that sort of thing.. and you have never read it yourself..
S: oh of /course/ not!
M: but you are looking for ideas.
M: yes, very discrete. Way to not call yourself out.
J: it was ‘for a friend’.
M: right, right. Yes, ‘friend’. Your ‘friend’ wanted you to ask... that’s cool. So.. yeah, yes I do. Would it be a slash fic..pairing? is what you people call it, right?
J: shipping, right?
M: is what?
J: I learnt that word.
M: what is shipping?
Someone: it’s like when you like a particular group, and you ship that group..
M: oh, like UPS. Or FedEx.
J: together, at the same time.
M: I’m not an idiot. Ok, so anyway, Bobby....slash Impala. And I want /tailpipe action/.... now I actually do have... an image... aaaargh. Hold on, hold on I’m working through it, ok, go.
MostlyInaudibleSomeone: hey...
M: We’re supposed to `something`. Just shout it out, these people have no idea what you’re saying.
MostlyInaudibleSomeone: Are you aware of the Roleplay that’s on Twitter? There’s Castiel, Dean, Sam...
M: and they do what?
MIS: They don’t... they don’t do sex
M: they don’t do sex. So there’s Roleplaying on Twitter itself? That shocks me! Because Twitter was always seemed like such a wholesome... um.. that is shameful. That is just disgusting. I’m sorry.
MIS: `something about following their names`
M: So I should look for these? I have no idea how I would even begin to find them, honestly on Twitter, the only thing I know how to do is to type something in and click send. I don’t know how to find people, to follow people.. I don’t wanna know, I’m not going to look. I’m not going to look. I don’t wanna know about that! That ruins Twitter for me. For me Twitter is just a platform for world domination, and I don’t want to `something` around other peoples’ storylines or I’ll get discouraged. No I’m just kidding, I get around a lot, I `something`.
Someone: I have a random question for you both, what’s the most unusual thing that you’ve put in your mouth?
M: I think we can both say, Young Mary. Um...What do you do with that one? Where do you go? Um.. I have a small answer, if that’s alright with you.
J: ok. Pineapple?
M: No, Pineapple is oddly pushing the envelope but not quite there. As a child for some reason, I liked to get attention from other children by putting weird things in my mouth. I found a [gardner] snake, in the grass, and I put that in my mouth..... mom... you know this does bring this back to you, at some point in my childhood I remember distinctly you saying, it’s good to have this platform where we can talk, um, that it is good for you to eat a little dirt to build up your immune system. Right? You agree. So, I remember sitting on the front steps of our house in [Beaurigar?] eating dirt, force feeding myself to eat dirt, in fairly large quantities, thinking, ‘oh this is terrible, but it’ll make me stronger’. So other people would be grossed out by the prospect of having a snake in your mouth, I’m thinking ‘it’s for my health’. And, uh, so yes. So the snake was one, and there was one at `name of place`: we went on a walk with the natural.. in the woods, we found a bat in a tree.. a very sick bat.. a very small little bat,
J: you didn’t put that in your mouth?
M: which I thought I’d impress the other children by licking... it was very feeble, it wasn’t flying away.. it probably had rabies.. um.. but the funny thing was, the other kids didn’t seem to be that impressed.. anyway, so, I guess ‘a sick bat’.
J: sorry, I never put any strange things in my mouth.
M: probably.. you probably had friends as a child.
J: I did. I didn’t eat dirt either.
M: correct moral issue
J: but my mother didn’t tell me to... so... I’m sure I would have.
M: she’s rolling her eyes now, ‘you were a foolish child...I told you it wouldn’t hurt you if there was a little dirt, didn’t tell you to /eat/ the dirt’
J: yes, in the back? With the grey sweatshirt?
[[transcript note: this is referring to me, but I didn’t have a mic, so I was confused and then someone asked a question over me *sadface* That said, SNM’s question was a good question, so.]]
M: *referring to someone behind me* alright, she has a microphone.
someoneNotMe: Sorry!
M: *referring to me* She looks very sad. I’ve got a microphone and I’m not even going to get a question. What am I going to do to get a question?
SNM: My question is, if you could write an episode, what kind of monsters would you put in it and why?
J: I would probably put... um..
M: Young Mary?
J: I’d probably drag Young Mary back.. um... something along the same lines as like the hellhounds where you don’t see them, which is why they’re scary.
[[Meanwhile, Misha is looking through Julie’s bag]]
M: sorry.
J: but I don’t know what kind of monster that’d be. But I like the idea, um.. similar to paranormal activity that’s at the theatre, I think it’s out right now, where you can’t see the evil. But it’s there and it’s terrorising. That scares me.
M: I haven’t seen Paranormal Activity, I don’t watch scary movies
J: you should, it’s really good.
M: I don’t know, for my monsters probably the members of the Bush administration.. and we’d hunt them all down...
J: actually I once saw this musical in New York, and it was all the Bush administration and Dick Cheney played the Devil, and they were all part of the Devil’s gang, and they, you know, found Bush all drunk and high on coke and they took and they put him...
M: this is a documentary?
J: yes actually, it was a musical documentary, on stage. Thank you
M: that was a good question.
Crew: Ok guys, I’m sorry, this is the last question. `crowd go ooooooooh`
M: what about if we don’t let her ask it, then it goes on forever. Or we can drag it out and make it a forty-five minute question. We promise not to cut you off.
LastQuestion: do either of you have tattoos and if not, what would you get?
M: we’re getting a lot of those annoying ‘if you could ever imagine..’... that’s a shitty question. Um. Ask another question. [to Julie] Do you have any tattoos?
J: No, I’ve never actually wanted one.
M: neither have I. Have another question.
LQ: um, so...
M: it’s gotta be /way/ better than the last one. This is the /last question/ that’s a lot of responsibility.
LQ: Do you think Castiel and Anna are ever going to get it on, and if they haven’t, would you like them to?
M: [letch voice] yeeeeeeeeeah. [end letch] I think we can very well know how this’ll turn out: I’ll say ‘yes’ and she’ll say ‘no’.
J: we don’t even really know, like you said, if it’s possible for angels... I mean.. I don’t know.
M: Ok, Can I, I’m going to come clean and say I have used it as subtext that we have got it on. I’m just throwing that out there. She has not.. used that for herself, which makes this awkward, very awkward right now.
J: actually, um, the other day..
M: [letch] yeeeah [end letch voice], here it comes..
J: there’s this one line that he says to me and every time he said it I kept thinking in my head, ‘are you breaking up with me?’ ‘are you breaking up WITH ME?’
M: it kinda felt like that, didn’t it?
J: it really did.
M: I wanted to kinda imply that..it `something` there was there was talk and it was romantic and there was passionate angels, genitals or no genitals,
J: I think angels experience it differently to human sex, they just stare at each other.
M: lot of eye fucking.
J: they just look intensely, like
M: I mean they have no genitals, what are you gonna do?
J: And Misha as Cas, he always kinda turns /into/ the look like *does Cas headtilt thing and stares at M* and he’s `something` and his eyebrows are all..
M: `something`
J: and maybe Anna just really digs that.
M: yeah,
J: so..um.
M: thank you that was a /waaaaay/ better question. Thank you. `crowd applause`
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